bobt Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 After doing my job now for 32 years (building inspector) I thought I had seen everything, from topless mother daughter sunbathing, to pubescent girls flashing their tits and Fanny's at me. today I went to a house to look at the new windows, Bloke answered door showed me the kitchen window, much bigger than the slit that was there before, I said your wife will be impressed at the view, (sexist me?) he said I live alone, went upstairs and walked into a porn shoot the bed was rufffled and the blonde sitting on it had just pulled a dressing gown on, the room was surrounded by hassleblads and pro lighting, I tried to keep a straight face and resisted the urge to ask if I could watch. I may have to go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete k Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 You should have offerd to help make her air tight; for the apropriate fee of course. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 What do you mean "MAY HAVE TO GO BACK " , Name and address held for reward then bobt ?? you'l be checking the " Flashing" yourself then :*) Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Had to refurb a bedroom for a high-up member of the RAF once. When he and his wife had left us to it one morning, we lifted the bed to empty the bedroom to plaster the ceiling and walls. As we lifted the bed, out rolled several massive rubber phallus' and toys, and a load of smutty mags. Why the hell didn't they move them before we got there? My young labourer was in fits of laughter when the wife came home mid-afternoon, and it was all I could do st surpress the images in my mind of her with the forearm and fist thingy!!! Rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davhope Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 You sure it was for Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 You sure it was for Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massmurderer Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 Just read the messages.You lot want to be in pest control,i've never had a dull moment down here. 1.two of us knocked on a girls door only to hear YES being shouted,we both agreed it was ok to walk in and found the girl recieving it big time from we presume her boyfriend.what a view we had. 2.spraying a clients house last summer.inside was done and she said there was a problem with ants outside.Spraying along the walls and turned a corner only to be faced by her and her child minder sunbathing naked,"great view from a couple of feet away". 3.Client baby feeding,not from bottle.she asked me for some help then whipped her other breast out and asked me to suck it.I DECLINED. 4.A certain girl who was on the television for the past few weeks having lesbian sex.The girl she was tagging closed the curtains. 5.A child minder who never wore underwear and always wore micro skirts. 6.A girl at a clients asked if i wanted it.we banged that day. 7.Another girl client dropped her towel revealing her naked parts.she got good service that day and plenty of follow up visits. These are just a few!. Who say's only window cleaners have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nppulse Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 **** me massmurder; i know what i wanna be when i leave school!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 A Childminder????:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted August 20, 2005 Report Share Posted August 20, 2005 A Childminder??:blink:?:blink:? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massmurderer Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 You get locked up for thinking like that and being a childminder. Mass murderer does just that i kill for a living. Any objections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massmurderer Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Hell that last message did'nt come out as it should have. I am not a child minder or nonce !. I kill for my living that's all!. I think i'll leave this conversation well alone in future Me and my big mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted August 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 couple of years ago now, I went toa house, no answer from front door so walked around the back, mother about mid 30s and 18 yr old daughter (just left school) topless sunbating, mummy stood up and started to hold a conversation as if nothing was the matter. I had to concentrate very hard on a point between her eyes, but kept looking at her tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massmurderer Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Another place i used to go to the owner was always high as a kite.one morning i went in and there's a bowl on the table with a lot of white powder there and i was asked to help myself.I declined that offer. I could write a book on what i've seen and had happen since i came down here.The only problem is i've signed paperwork preventing me saying a lot of what i've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feather Posted August 22, 2005 Report Share Posted August 22, 2005 Having just read the above fantasies, I have desided its time to move on. Best regards, Feather, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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