LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Hello lads.. It has been a long time since i have had the pleasure of chatting with y'all.. The world has been hectic over here in the colonies.. Nothing a little shine cant take care though.. The pictures i took are only the beginning of what we shall refer to as the storm of the century.. Complete with thunder and lightning.. My daughter was coming home on pass, she has been tasked to follow weather pattern and report to the British naval authorities.. She says, "Dad, they are hard to understand?" I said, "Thank god you are not talking to fullbore the Australian Yorkshireman, or our boy Hezbear from New Castle.. You both are good people, and i am taking a course at the local University? The course is called "English as a second language?" Anyway, i told her not to come home, but turn back.. She is hard headed like her mother.. She gets hung up in a snow bank and gets nailed by another car.. Now she sits 20 miles away and i cant do ****.. I jumped into my dodge with the 5.9 Hemi super V8 magnum.. What a joke!! i pulled three lads from the ditches.. I left the house at 19.00 and pulled into my drive at 0330.. I made it a total of 10 miles!! ******* hell!! And it is still snowing.. Good to be back with all my bro's.. And you too Mrs. Yanni :o http://picasaweb.google.com/norseson/Snow?...JzKi6uo6eqbpwE# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Lee!!! :o you dirty rotten thief, it was you that took all of Norn Iron's snow!!! I hope you daughter was ok. How have other things been bud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Good to see the pics I've had naffall here in my county but others had a bit of a puff (so they say!) Good move on the wiper rubbers :o not seen that before but makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Y'all must admit i am man pretty The chicks dig the big colonial :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Sorry maty, I thought that was a scarecrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 WHAT!! Oh dude!! Y'all know how good i look in a thong and chewy mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 WHAT!! Oh dude!! Y'all know how good i look in a thong and chewy mask True True, just didn't recognise you with your clothes on, just more used to you as on the "other" site with all the lads and lasses :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 real tree snow suit and a santa hat, now thats style :o hope shes ok mate, how did she get home? weve had hardly any snow here, im hoping it arrives tomorrow,needan excuse to wear the gear i bought in latvia again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Now thats real snow!!! Makes me chuckle though cos we get a mere dusting and the country almost grinds to a halt! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 snow always goes better with booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 snow always goes better with booze and rain. and wind. and dates. and flirting. and dinner. and work. and hoovering.... is there anything DOESNT go better with booze?? :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Booze also makes ugly women doable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Booze also makes ugly women doable nah, i found boredom works just as well, though the effect only lasts til you finish, then its just "ewww cant believe i just did that :o" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 real tree snow suit and a santa hat, now thats style :o hope shes ok mate, how did she get home? weve had hardly any snow here, im hoping it arrives tomorrow,needan excuse to wear the gear i bought in latvia again Sure and whoi would a man be needin snow to wear his gimp mask and ball gag and his fetish clothing in the owd country huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Sure and whoi would a man be needin snow to wear his gimp mask and ball gag and his fetish clothing in the owd country huh? duuuuuh!! cos its a fur lined thermal gimp mask ya pleb, and the ball gag has an internal heater, though i know you french australians are still using the old rubber stuff!! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 duuuuuh!! cos its a fur lined thermal gimp mask ya pleb, and the ball gag has an internal heater, though i know you french australians are still using the old rubber stuff!! :o Sure and there's nuthin wrong wi' the owd ways so there isn't, jasus they'll be carpetin the floors of the howses next bejabbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Gimp mask? WTH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Sure and there's nuthin wrong wi' the owd ways so there isn't, jasus they'll be carpetin the floors of the howses next bejabbers car-pets? is that like leavin ur dog in the boot? :o Gimp mask? WTH!! its ok lee, you probably call it something else, this language barrier is atrocious sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 trust me on this lee you don,t want to now what a gimp mask is.a simple colonial soul like yourself could end up having nightmares at the thought of certain members wearing this item of deveation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 trust me on this lee you don,t want to now what a gimp mask is.a simple colonial soul like yourself could end up having nightmares at the thought of certain members wearing this item of deveation. That bad aye? Couldnt be any worse that Babbyc1000 thong with Gordon Ramsey on the front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie mac Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 ya always get the good weather Lee,hope your daughter is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 ya always get the good weather Lee,hope your daughter is ok She got home last night.. She was brought home last night in a logging truck.. One of the boys she grew up with went and got her.. She is sleeping though a little sore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Glad to hear she is safe and well mate, she'll be 2 coyts waarmer in't'owse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 That bad aye? Couldnt be any worse that Babbyc1000 thong with Gordon Ramsey on the front not my fault his braces got stuck glad she got home ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted December 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 not my fault his braces got stuck glad she got home ok Thanks Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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