white fox Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his stiffie, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an stiffie, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you ****, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the £500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the Chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an stiffie once a month. I **** 15 times a day WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurcherboy Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 **** LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Very good indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 I like it nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Keep 'em comin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 A man joins a nudist colony and is told he must shave off his pubic hair before joining. He does this, and is escorted round the colony by the secretary, when he see a woman lying down, with a full set of pubic hair. " I thought everybody must be shaved", he said. The secretary replied, "That`s not hair, those are flies!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Secretary comes to a male Scottish nudist: You are new here, arnt you? Yes he replies! How did you know?: :*) "IT STICKS OUT A MILE" BTMS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanber1088 Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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