jimcam Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Stuck in a hell hole(No disrepect to the nurses)sent home at 5am in a taxi(I had to pay for)Great fun guys.I'm sorry I've not been back sooner.Jim.(Night Owl). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Is this a cryptic message as i cant see any relevence to anything,sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 C'mon then chap, what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 He tripped over whilst hoovering naked at 3 a.m You know the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Stuck in a hell hole(No disrepect to the nurses)sent home at 5am in a taxi(I had to pay for)Great fun guys.I'm sorry I've not been back sooner.Jim.(Night Owl). and just what little mushrooms have we been eating ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 He tripped over whilst hoovering naked at 3 a.m You know the rest Oh yes! just like the cider bottle ad on u tube ( sorry chaps i can't embed it) falls backwards and lands on the handle while the nozzle attaches itself to his nether regions, very kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gloker Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I once went to a teenager with a toilet brush stuck in his rectum, he tried telling us he had fallen on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I once went to a teenager with a toilet brush stuck in his rectum, he tried telling us he had fallen on it! One assumes this was in a professional capacity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 read it in FHM about a couple of guys were rushed to hospital with chemical burns up their poopers, they'd tried to pour concrete up there! wierdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gloker Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 One assumes this was in a professional capacity.... YES Call came through as "17 year old male, bleeding profusely. Patient wont complete call details" (Third party caller) His mum had made the call! Can you imagine, "Mum Ive had an accident,erm......can you call an ambulance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 YES Call came through as "17 year old male, bleeding profusely. Patient wont complete call details" (Third party caller) His mum had made the call! Can you imagine, "Mum Ive had an accident,erm......can you call an ambulance?" giving his drain a good rodding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I once removed several bedspings when working in an A and E unit i could prob like most docs write a book about things we have found when working in A and E departments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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