bobt Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the pint of amber nectar. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus. The Liverpudlian shouts back, "**** off, I'm on disability benefit!" _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 :( :thumbs: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 :thumbs: :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 omg lmaooo :( :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moley61 Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 its funny cuz its true lol It sure is, DLA is a f**ing joke! 90% of the people I know are claiming and working and driving around in free cars, makes you wonder why you work :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewyjack.22 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Dont forget the free bus pass too dazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velveteens Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 its funny cuz its true lol It sure is, DLA is a f**ing joke! 90% of the people I know are claiming and working and driving around in free cars, makes you wonder why you work :< Hate to p*** on your parade but the cars ain,t free bud. My OL is disabled and it takes nearly all her DLA to pay for her car. True she gets the insurance and tax free but put a tiny mark on it and it,s 75.00 quid a time. I dare say a lot of folk know how to work the system (I wish I did) but there will always be some. She did work parttime till she got worse but you are allowed to work on DLA as it is non taxable. Regards,Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Its people like your wife that deserve it and benefit from it, Im talking about the wasters that work and claim, so to them it's a free car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Class Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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