Axe Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing A long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my Bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to Live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back Straight away". St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. Wecan Only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, He asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in Feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up Inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are You enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside Like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid An egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out From under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his Emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first Time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming And he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever Happened to him...ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an Enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting... "Brian, wake up you drunken ba**ard, you've **** the bed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Brilliant :( :o B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pav Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Nice one AXE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Lmao :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 I'm not sure brian is going to happy you telling everyone his secrets :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BountyHunter Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 :( Nice one mate. BH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maori Haz Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Egg.....more like EGGY! hahaha good one Axe :( :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 funny, stuff, wander what would have happened if he came back as a dog. :( flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 funny, stuff, wander what would have happened if he came back as a dog. :( flash Then it wouldn't have been as funny because dogs don't lay eggs! Only joking mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 ***** :( LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigden Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Its a cracker :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 ***** top draw jonno :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 wicked....****,,,,, :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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