Sorry about this

[Browning GTS]

An old couple walk into McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order

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>>> french fries and one drink.

>>> The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.

> He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out

> the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one

> pile in front of his wife.

>>> He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup

> down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of

>>> hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering. You

> could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can

> afford is one meal for the two of them."

>>> As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He

> politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man

> says they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything.

>>> The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite.

> She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns

> sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let

> him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank

> you, we are used to sharing everything."

>>> As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the

>>> napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who has

> yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting

> for?"

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[johnskevena]

Brilliant

[darebear]

omfg lololol

 

grosssss.

[Nildes]

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the

American bank teller, "Why it change?

Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?"

 

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

 

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

[Axe]

Both were good

[dazza]

[BTMS]

[lurcherboy]

Good stuff

 

 

 

 

 

LB