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Was sitting moaning tonight about the fact that my motorbike would be locked away in my garage all winter at the mercy of the mice.... And my other half pipes up -

 

"why don't you keep it in the spare room over winter"

 

:):yes:

 

So what has your other half said that surprises you?

 

 

you do know that the next statement will be you care about that bike more than me and you might as well sleep with it as well in the spare room :yes::lol:

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i reckon he will have a gsxr (gixer) :hmm:

 

It is as you correctly guessed a GSXR K7, which was viciously attacked by a mouse last winter... :angry::rolleyes:

 

you do know that the next statement will be you care about that bike more than me and you might as well sleep with it as well in the spare room :yes::lol:

 

I was initially a wee bit concerened that I couldn't figure out the "angle" on it :look: ....I even tested the water again in the morning to check i hadn't heard it in a dream - it seems she is still on board with it....I slyly tested by saying -"better get aome help to lift the bike in the two steps at the front door"...to which she replied - "Yeah, we'll need to rearrange the study".... :huh:

 

Regards,

 

Gixer

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It is as you correctly guessed a GSXR K7, which was viciously attacked by a mouse last winter... :angry::rolleyes:

 

 

 

I was initially a wee bit concerened that I couldn't figure out the "angle" on it :look: ....I even tested the water again in the morning to check i hadn't heard it in a dream - it seems she is still on board with it....I slyly tested by saying -"better get aome help to lift the bike in the two steps at the front door"...to which she replied - "Yeah, we'll need to rearrange the study".... :huh:

 

Regards,

 

 

 

 

Gixer

 

Just remember, no burnouts in doors

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My EX threw a raw egg at me!

I ducked out of the way and it hit the wall of the living room like a starburst! :oops:

 

 

"Now look what youve done" she said!

 

because I got out of the way? LOLOLOL

 

Yrs ago sitting at home with the ex giving me a lunchtime nagging, when I burst out laughting. Mysterfied she stopped and asked, 'what's so funny?', replied it wasn't you it was the guy on the radio, to which she said," maybe if I was on the radio you would listen to me?" - 'no he's, funny your not'.

 

She then picked up a cup - looked at to put it down and picked up a large mug and threw it at me,yep I ducked. I once made a small comment about her cooking, and she got up and tipped my dinner over my head.

 

Holidays with her were fun??

I used to canoe out to sea for hours when I came back once to an empty beach bit late, she stood there in megalithic stance saying," I'm going to write you a book titled - how to tell the time in a canoe?" :lol:

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Thats because WD40 stops them squeaking

 

you got it mate :lol:

 

No the little tykes made a nest near the battery and stripped some wires, so I sprayed it with something smelly but not harmfull (not to the mice) to put them off, seamed to work.

 

I remember my dog catching a mouse - I opened his mouth to see the little mouse still alive in hte back of the dogs throat - too late :o

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