Quist Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like... night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 22. "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright... until you hear them speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saz Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 :yp: too much time on your hands but very gd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 (edited) . Edited September 4, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulltimeshooter Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Very funny!!!! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 V Good ..... And My personal favourite.... 27. George Bush is living proof that Red Indians ****** Buffalos :yp: FM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Impressive! I'll have to drop a couple of those into conversation throughout the rest of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Brilliant, made me smile thank you! :yp: Ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Very good. Philosophy and Wisdom on PigeonWatch Forums. the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curly87 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Just thinking of: 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? u would only be 3/4 dead and no mater how may times u got scared half to death u would never completely die!! sorry really bored, should be doing essays at the mo but that would be far to much effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Just thinking of: 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? u would only be 3/4 dead and no mater how may times u got scared half to death u would never completely die!! sorry really bored, should be doing essays at the mo but that would be far to much effort Theres always one. :yp: I still don't get number 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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