Highlander Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 I know it's not Friday but I thought I'd share this with you before I forgot all about it??? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The US FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Is it true they give it to old men in hospitals to stop them from rolling out of bed at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 ah yes the old "night time kickstand" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Blimey Highlander did you eat a DICKTIONARY for breakfast today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Thats was a damn good read and laugh, best for a long while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Been in liquid form for ages, i know a bloke that spiked someone in a pub, result the man he spiked got his own back a week later and spiked him with liquid viagra! Also it has become a trend of youths rubbing it in there eyes! It does nothing for there attire but does make them look hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Remember to swallow viagra quickly, or you'll get a stiff neck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natures_son Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Apparently they can no longer sell it as viagra now you have got to ask for it by its chemical name which it micoxaflopin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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