OK another one

[hawkeye]

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man

was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was

a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee.

 

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "Tsquare, do your

stuff."

 

Tsquare pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and

promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

 

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat

and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

 

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen

cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.

 

Everyone agreed that was good.

 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and

said, "Measure, do your stuff."

 

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,

got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces

without spilling a drop.

 

Everyone agreed that was good.

 

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What

can your cat do?".

 

The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do

your stuff."

 

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,

crapped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he

injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe

working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home

for the rest of the day on sick leave.

[lurcherboy]

 

 

 

 

 

LB

[bertie]

[hawkeye]

thought you would like that one LB

[lurcherboy]

thought you would like that one LB

 

 

Hawkeye, I have sent that one all over the world, New Zealand give you 10 out of 10

 

 

 

 

 

LB

[darebear]

[Axe]

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[karl h]

very good and so true :unsure:

[dazza]

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