hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Anybody fancy a seashore forage and BBQ nothing major just a wander and some cheap cider and special brew. A few burgers and maybe a kick about. Just one Sunday in the summer to be decided. What say you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Anybody fancy a seashore forage and BBQ nothing major just a wander and some cheap cider and special brew. A few burgers and maybe a kick about. Just one Sunday in the summer to be decided. What say you? Definitely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Count me in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver pigeon 3 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I would be up for that, gutted i missed the last one - looked like a belter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 When's samphire season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 When's samphire season? Now(ish) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Now(ish) Its about three inches where I am (add Ricky Gervais genie hummmmmmm! sound). What beach are you thinking? The van could have a drive left in it. Now(ish) Will it vac pac??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'm open to suggestions for the beach and the date. I've never tried to vac pack it as I've always pickled any surplus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'm open to suggestions for the beach and the date. I've never tried to vac pack it as I've always pickled any surplus I tried that and it was like licking a 9 volt battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 It is quite tangy. Have you tried it with rock samphire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 like licking a 9 volt battery. A description more usually associated with an unkempt lady garden. Terry Waite's allotment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 (edited) Terry Waite's allotment :lol: My all time fave Viz descriptive. I was on a bus at the time when I had that particular issue in hand and I couldn't stifle my laughter so I got off at the next stop, sorted myself out and caught the next one. Edited June 3, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 (edited) :lol: My all time fave Viz descriptive. I was on a bus at the time when I had that particular issue in hand and I couldn't stifle my laughter so I got off at the next stop, sorted myself out and caught the next one. I work in a very PC office with a right old harridan as a boss (on the bus to Hebden bridge for sure - think Milly Tant). The blokes in the office have just started a tradition of "Friday Morale", where we take it in turns to mail round a choice entry from Roger's Profanisaurus. I have literally near wet myself laughing at some of them. Just for you Rob, as a trip down memory lane, I give you one of the all time classics: Sorry for the hijack Nick Edited June 3, 2012 by Blunderbuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I am not up to a kick about, but I could be a referee, where and when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I am not up to a kick about, but I could be a referee, where and when? Any suggestions gentle folk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Just remembered if possible gents could we not make it the 29/7 as I may still be in a bit of pain from getting my ears sorted, Thanks Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) I work in a very PC office with a right old harridan as a boss (on the bus to Hebden bridge for sure - think Milly Tant). The blokes in the office have just started a tradition of "Friday Morale", where we take it in turns to mail round a choice entry from Roger's Profanisaurus. I have literally near wet myself laughing at some of them. Just for you Rob, as a trip down memory lane, I give you one of the all time classics: Sorry for the hijack Nick :lol: :lol: Thats a beauty that I remember well, look at the authenticity cert RHS - 'you are a ******* idiot etc' The Hitler Doll - 'ich bin ein naughty boy' and neglected child doll- 'mummy, this water tastes funny' also had me on the verge of hysteria. They don't make them like they used to. PS Apologies from me also Nick for hi-jacking your thread, so to get it back on topic I'll say................ Sausages! Edited June 4, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Main problem is that the Cotswolds be landlocked. Me hearties. I know samphire grows if you go down as far as Portishead. Then there's the north Somerset coast. Good coastal foraging over on the Gower where Brown Sauce lives but that's a hell of a treck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Best Profanisauris entry ever: Schrodinger's **** (rhymes with cat) n. Unsettling, paradoxical thought experiment regarding the as-yet undisclosed genital areas of a potential sexual partner who - prior to being subject to a more intimate inspection - exists in a state of ontological uncertainty, viz. They may be credibly regarded as, simultaneously a) a female person with a suspiciously prominent Adam's apple and big hands, and B) an unusually plausible male transvestite. At a suitable point in the evening, a surreptitious manual investigation may be performed in order to “collapse the waveform”, thereby sending the rest of the night and history down one of two radically divergent paths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Where's the closest bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Tidal river is the severn, actual sea I guess south wales or north somerset. Are we talking a charabanc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Anybody fancy a seashore forage and BBQ nothing major just a wander and some cheap cider and special brew. A few burgers and maybe a kick about. Just one Sunday in the summer to be decided. What say you? Need you ask.. Where's the closest bit? Weymouths not too bad a run ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 (edited) Weymouth sounds good. Mike did you see I suggested a kick about? Just to clarify this is a bit like what the other team is doing while you are watching west ham make sure they have eleven men behind the ball (it's the new west ham way) Edited June 4, 2012 by hendersons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Weymouth sounds good. Mike did you see I suggested a kick about? Just to clarify this is a bit like what the other team is doing while you are watching west ham make sure they have eleven men behind the ball (it's the new west ham way) I used to like you Nick Weymouth would be good to fish the chesil but not so much for a kick around on the pebbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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