Jump to content

Cotswold massiiive


hendersons
 Share

Recommended Posts

Terry Waite's allotment

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

My all time fave Viz descriptive. I was on a bus at the time when I had that particular issue in hand and I couldn't stifle my laughter so I got off at the next stop, sorted myself out and caught the next one.

Edited by ack-ack
Link to comment
Share on other sites

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

My all time fave Viz descriptive. I was on a bus at the time when I had that particular issue in hand and I couldn't stifle my laughter so I got off at the next stop, sorted myself out and caught the next one.

 

:good: I work in a very PC office with a right old harridan as a boss (on the bus to Hebden bridge for sure - think Milly Tant). The blokes in the office have just started a tradition of "Friday Morale", where we take it in turns to mail round a choice entry from Roger's Profanisaurus. I have literally near wet myself laughing at some of them. Just for you Rob, as a trip down memory lane, I give you one of the all time classics:

 

3252321989_08e13ef7da.jpg

 

Sorry for the hijack Nick :blush:

Edited by Blunderbuss
Link to comment
Share on other sites

:good: I work in a very PC office with a right old harridan as a boss (on the bus to Hebden bridge for sure - think Milly Tant). The blokes in the office have just started a tradition of "Friday Morale", where we take it in turns to mail round a choice entry from Roger's Profanisaurus. I have literally near wet myself laughing at some of them. Just for you Rob, as a trip down memory lane, I give you one of the all time classics:

 

3252321989_08e13ef7da.jpg

 

Sorry for the hijack Nick :blush:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Thats a beauty that I remember well, look at the authenticity cert RHS - 'you are a ******* idiot etc' :lol:

 

The Hitler Doll - 'ich bin ein naughty boy' and neglected child doll- 'mummy, this water tastes funny' also had me on the verge of hysteria. They don't make them like they used to.

 

 

PS Apologies from me also Nick for hi-jacking your thread, so to get it back on topic I'll say................

 

 

Sausages!

Edited by ack-ack
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Best Profanisauris entry ever:

 

Schrodinger's **** (rhymes with cat)

 

n. Unsettling, paradoxical thought experiment regarding the as-yet undisclosed genital areas of a potential sexual partner who - prior to being subject to a more intimate inspection - exists in a state of ontological uncertainty, viz. They may be credibly regarded as, simultaneously a) a female person with a suspiciously prominent Adam's apple and big hands, and B) an unusually plausible male transvestite. At a suitable point in the evening, a surreptitious manual investigation may be performed in order to “collapse the waveform”, thereby sending the rest of the night and history down one of two radically divergent paths.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Weymouth sounds good.

Mike did you see I suggested a kick about? Just to clarify this is a bit like what the other team is doing while you are watching west ham make sure they have eleven men behind the ball (it's the new west ham way)

Edited by hendersons
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Weymouth sounds good.

Mike did you see I suggested a kick about? Just to clarify this is a bit like what the other team is doing while you are watching west ham make sure they have eleven men behind the ball (it's the new west ham way)

 

I used to like you Nick :lol:

 

Weymouth would be good to fish the chesil but not so much for a kick around on the pebbles.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...