digger Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today 1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more Well Digger, I won't disagree with any of the above, but I would like to add : 1. Google & YouTube videos are addictive. 2. I do get out quite a lot, but I still watch 'em anyway. 3. I watch hardly any TV. (This is GOOD). 4. There are a lot of great, original, unusual, interesting & very funny clips out there. 5. Finding them is half the fun !! best wishes, the Lizard P.S. I'm about to add a post with a link for another one. It's different - but it does have a pigeon !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more When I get home from work I feed and walk the dogs, sort ferrets,out, do invoices etc. I then sit down and do a brew and think to myself, nice, I can relax after a hard day at the grind. But no I bloody can't I hear, dad, come and look at this it will make you laugh:angry: Its always the same thing, some sick video or even worse those boloxes from Jackass and I have to pretend I haven't seen it before. Then, if I am really unlucky, the rottie kicks off regarding the stuff the kids are accessing Oh to be single again I need a shed in my garden so I can escape from the hoard and chill in peace. Sorry about that mate I kinda went off on one LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today 1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more When I get home from work I feed and walk the dogs, sort ferrets,out, do invoices etc. I then sit down and do a brew and think to myself, nice, I can relax after a hard day at the grind. But no I bloody can't I hear, dad, come and look at this it will make you laugh:angry: Its always the same thing, some sick video or even worse those boloxes from Jackass and I have to pretend I haven't seen it before. Then, if I am really unlucky, the rottie kicks off regarding the stuff the kids are accessing Oh to be single again I need a shed in my garden so I can escape from the hoard and chill in peace. Sorry about that mate I kinda went off on one LB and why not LB. we all have good & bad days. pour yourself a pint or a wee dram. That's what I do. Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today 1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more When I get home from work I feed and walk the dogs, sort ferrets,out, do invoices etc. I then sit down and do a brew and think to myself, nice, I can relax after a hard day at the grind. But no I bloody can't I hear, dad, come and look at this it will make you laugh:angry: Its always the same thing, some sick video or even worse those boloxes from Jackass and I have to pretend I haven't seen it before. Then, if I am really unlucky, the rottie kicks off regarding the stuff the kids are accessing Oh to be single again I need a shed in my garden so I can escape from the hoard and chill in peace. Sorry about that mate I kinda went off on one LB the boys shed is on route LB , dont forget invite a friend ,,,,,or two Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 been off work today as the kids are off,when they went out to play i looked at places like youtube,google vids.i learnt some serious stuff today1 i will never ride a motorbike again 2 i will never run from the police 3 even if i die in a car crash some sicko will post it on the www 4 kids these days really cant fight 5 i really need to get out more Re: 1. So with that kind of logic, if you watch a vid of a car crash, you will never drive again. If you see a vid of someone getting shot, you will never use a gun again. 2. Did you really need to see a vid to work that one out 3. Nothing new there then. 4. Same as 3. :yp: 5. Get the bike out and go and enjoy yourself!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Oh, dear I fear I am also getting "grumpy old man syndrome" Haveing just spent a ridiculous amount of time and money on purchasing a new house what do I long for - a shed. Why, oh Why do we bother - a tip to anybody thinking of buying property save yourself all the hasle and just buy a shed - you will end up in there anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Ahhhh a shed, a man should never be without a shed in which to potter. Failing that a pigeon hide's probably the next best place! Neither thing is understood by 'er in doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 if scaffy thinks he's putting a shed in our back-garden, he has another think coming ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I must go down to the shed again for a bottled ale and a pie And all I ask is a Stanley knife and some Branston standing by, And the nutmeg breath and a pint of meth and the cobwebs shaking And a rusty tinge on the door hinge and the paintwork flaking. I must go down to the shed again, for the smell of the rising damp is a wild smell like a rusty nail or a wartime landgirls' camp. All I ask is is some sloe gin and a log to rest my butt And the hay-bale and the pipe's smell and the warm well-filled gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 and another You are old, Father William, the young man said, And hair sprouts in tufts from your ears. Is there something you do to encourage it, Or is it down to the passage of years? When I was younger, the old man replied, Hair grew on the top of me head. Now I'm old and grey it's lost its way And comes out of me orifices instead. You are wrong, Father William, the young man said, You spend too much time in the shed; And the hair in your ears has grown to keep out The spiders that drop on your head. Nonsense, my son, the old sage retorted, You know naught of my auditory hairs. Lay off me brown ale, don't touch that pork pie, Sod off or I'll kick you downstairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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