Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Chelsea fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Chelsea fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from London, and my mum is a Chelsea fan and my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan " all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Heard the same joke the other day but the location was different - think it was the same area that you live at. Didn't think it was funny though....... (and I'm not a scouser) Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 made i larf it did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 ***** There is up north and then there is scouser land. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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