Topgunners Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.(Some of them --LB Note!!!) The world is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades have no choice on that one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 :o :o its so damn true tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 With you right up until number 9 Dave LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 You missed one! A haircut doesn't cost a weeks wages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 With you right up until number 9 Dave LB tetchy or wot? Dave k You missed one! A haircut doesn't cost a weeks wages Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 the last time i paid for a hair cut is when i brought my argos clippers in 2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Tetchy? no but remember I might come across a 3.1 Diesel turbo lump one day LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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