bakerboy Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 I have been asked by a few PW Members for a recipe for a Christmas Cake, so here it is . 1 cup of Water 1 cup Butter 1 tsp Baking Soda 1 cup of Sugar 1 tsp Salt 1 cup Brown Sugar 1 tsp Lemon Juice 4 Large Eggs 1 cup Mixed Nuts 2 cups Dried Mixed Fruit 1 Bottle Brandy Sample the Brandy Take a large bowl, double check the Brandy Turn on the electric food mixer, beat one cup of Butter in a large fluffy bowl Add Sugar and beat again At this point make sure the Brandy is shtill OK Try another cup, just in case turn off the mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit Pick fruit off the floor Mix on the turner If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver Sample the Brandy to check for tonsisticity Next, sift 2 cups of Salt, or somefing, who giveshz a poo Check the Brandy Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts, Add one table Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find Greash the Oven and **** in the fridge Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat off the turner Finally frow the bowl froo the Window, Finish the Brandy , kick the cat, Fall into Bed CHERRY MISTMAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpicide Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 My missus just printed it off she's taking it into her weight watchers class as the Christmas receipe thanks bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky gipsy Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Thanks for that. I will follow the recipie by the letter tomorrow . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 17, 2012 Report Share Posted October 17, 2012 With no flour in the recipe, this appears to be gluten-free. My wife will be testing it tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 :lol: :lol: BB cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Tel can i use whiskey instead of brandy?? colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 If you are like me after the first couple you could use Fairy Washing up liquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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