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65 TODAY BAH HUMBUG


lakeside1000
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I'm just one year behind you so don't get disheartened. Now you've reached that age you have an excuse to be a Cranky Old *** (COG).

You have earned the right to take your time, holding up the queue of people at the post office, "I'm old, I might not make it here again!"

You no longer need to look sheepish when the odd bottom burp slips out. "It's only grandad, he's old."

You don't get accused of being an old perv for spending time eyeing up the totty. You couldn't manage it anyway and it would probably give you a heart attack anyway.

You forget what the other thing you used to do with your c##k was. The excitement would kill you though.

 

Have a good one

:yay::ernyha: :ernyha: :yay::birthday:

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Better late than never happy birthday hope you had a good day you nearly caught me up i was 66 last January..

As you get older you just do more shooting from the motor and if you cannot get your decoy's across the field because you cannot drive on it

get the farmer to take your gear for you.. :yay::birthday:

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