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V.D. I do not think you are a townie. Having read a lot of your posts

i think you are a country person who happens to live in a town for

economic or other reasons.Just because a person lives in the country does not make him a country person.(It definitly helps though :beer: ) A lot of people on this

site live in a town but proberly appreciates the countryside a lot more than

a person from a town who moves to the countryside. I live in a town

but would love to move out .Dream on Dream on. :beer: :yp: A.R.P.

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Talking of townies the farm where my father worked had about three private houses of of which one went up for sale quickly snapped up the new people moved in spring turned to summer which meant harvest time....

first the combine.......complaint to owner..made awfull racket and filled my house with dust

then came the bailer..complaint again to boss...awfull racket and swimming pool now filled with dust

the came muck spreading ..complaint to boss ..well you can imagine. :)

were up to the ploughing stage now ..complaint to boss ....awfull racket complaint to boss noisey dusty the animal nitrate smell(again) and the tractor was diturbing her bloody chaowawa

by the time the power harrow came the onslaught of complaints had now started being aimed at the driver...to which his reply was if you dont like it here **** off back where you came...with that the lady walked away a never complained again till some spray drifted and wiped out her daffs(dont know how that happened) :beer: :yp: :lol::lol:

ps i dont have anything against townies its just an event that happened a few years back...just lets keep the countryside a nice sensible place eh :beer:

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Talking of townies the farm where my father worked had about three private houses of of which one went up for sale quickly snapped up the new people moved in spring turned to summer which meant harvest time....

first the combine.......complaint to owner..made awfull racket and filled my house with dust

then came the bailer..complaint again to boss...awfull racket and swimming pool now filled with dust

the came muck spreading ..complaint to boss ..well you can imagine. :)

were up to the ploughing stage now ..complaint to boss ....awfull racket complaint to boss noisey dusty the animal nitrate smell(again) and the tractor was diturbing her bloody chaowawa

by the time the power harrow came the onslaught of complaints had now started being aimed at the driver...to which his reply was if you dont like it here **** off back where you came...with that the lady walked away a never complained again till some spray drifted and wiped out her daffs(dont know how that happened) :beer: :yp: :lol::lol:

ps i dont have anything against townies its just an event that happened a few years back...just lets keep the countryside a nice sensible place eh :beer:

Rob O

 

Bloody hell fella ... you could be talkin about me !!!

Get all the going off on the farm where i work lol.

 

I was drying the wheat a couple of years ago . I left the dryer and was walking to the snap cabin for a quick slurp ! I hear this fella shout " Hey you i say hey you . "

I turned round and there is this fella coming walking up towards me . He reaches me and says " I am trying to sit in my garden and all i can hear is that bloody thing " pointing to the dryer . , he says " Do you know its bank holiday monday and that dryer is spoiling my day off ??"

I just stood there and looked at him .. He started to go a bit red in the face .. just as he was about to say something again . I piped up " YEr what mate can't here ya that ****in dryer is loud .. Yer what mate :angry:

He said his bit again about bank holidays , noise and sitting in his garden etc.

I laughed told him he lived in the countryside then told him he was trespassing and if he did'nt F-off i'd set the dog on him (lol the dog then was a lakelandcross )

He just turned heel and walked off.

I made a huge mistake ..2 days later enviromental health turned up with noise meters etc...

 

all the best yis yp :lol:

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:beer::beer: :yp: :)

 

Oh B*gger

 

What happened?

 

Did you hear of the chap who was complained about because of the smell of his muck spreader, the council wrote him a letter fineing him.

 

He filled his spreader, drove to the council buildings, and just opened up (this was a hot day so all the windows were open).

 

Would have been good to see!

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I remember seeing a picture of that in a national newspaper a few years ago :):lol: yeah YP farms always seem to rumige up some trouble two years ago whilst helping out in summer with the power harrow i was told i was disturbing the ladys deaf granma and could i stop :beer::beer: i still ahave yet to work that out but if you have any ideas please let me know? :yp:

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