Highlander Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 pavman went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. Well, when pavman sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer. When the doctor came in....pavman said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam....I know what the K-Y is for....and I know what the glove is for....but what's the BEER for?" At this instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, wait for it wait for it "Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( not bad for a sweaty sock anyway what you got going for ya, apart from an estate so big you cant drive round it in a day, a wife 15 years your junior who happens to be a Nymphomaniac and a team of people doing all the work so you can go shooting all day, Nothing mate that’s what As the old saying goes Sticks and stones may break my bones (but whips and chains excite me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Very good. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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