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An early congratulations to the Aussies :good::good::good:

I know they haven't won the 3rd test yet but anyone who thinks we can get 557 runs to win needs locking up. Then hopefully Fletcher gets the bullet :good:

 

Jonno

 

 

Maybe they will use ALL available members at the start rather than bringing them in late like substitutes :good:

 

 

 

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pessimists ! pieterson to get 158 ( again ),freddie to get 59,jones out for a duck,collingwood to get 253 from 131 balls and monty to get his maiden century.the two england wickets to fall will be pieterson caught off a ball that breaks warnes jaw ( hes a junkie ) and one that shatters pontings hand ( he wears womens clothes to mardi gras ).

or it will all be over by tea :good:

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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama

yesterday. When he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of

him.

 

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge

initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child

custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the

degree possible.

 

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat

him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

 

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,

the boy cried out that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning

that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the

judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose

who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child

welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the

England Cricket team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating

anyone.

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