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Please feel sorry for us - very sorry - as we have no Waitrose yet in Northern Ireland.

 

When my wife to be moved here from England, someone asked her what she missed most.

 

She replied - her three sons and Waitrose - but not necessarily in that order.

 

Waitrose is superb -

Sainsbury's slightly less so -

Tesco is utter rubbish and as a farmer and a food supplier totally off limits -

We do not have Morrisons either -
The Co-op is bankrupt [like the Labour party]

We do not have Aldi -

But -wait for it - we do have Lidl who are the greatest supporters of Northern Ireland agriculture - as a dairy farmer, I am so happy that they are sourcing their cheddar not only for the UK but for almost all of Europe from Northern Ireland.

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Please feel sorry for us - very sorry - as we have no Waitrose yet in Northern Ireland.

 

When my wife to be moved here from England, someone asked her what she missed most.

 

She replied - her three sons and Waitrose - but not necessarily in that order.

 

Waitrose is superb -

Sainsbury's slightly less so -

Tesco is utter rubbish and as a farmer and a food supplier totally off limits -

We do not have Morrisons either -

The Co-op is bankrupt [like the Labour party]

We do not have Aldi -

But -wait for it - we do have Lidl who are the greatest supporters of Northern Ireland agriculture - as a dairy farmer, I am so happy that they are sourcing their cheddar not only for the UK but for almost all of Europe from Northern Ireland.

Woodcock, you must be suffering terribly with one :lol::lol:

 

Any company that supports the local economy like that is good :good:

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A friend (honest) sent Waitrose an email asking if they could widen their parking spaces so he could park "The Bentley" easier !

They replied saying others had asked the same and it was being looked into !

 

I just let the chauffeur drive round the block and call her when ready ;)

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I nipped into our local one to work a couple of years ago. A little girl was playing up a bit and her mum (in riding boots and jodhpurs) commented "Harriett behave or I wont get the nanny to take you riding today" I paid and left after them and she got one of the Porsche 4x4s and eventually managed to get out of the car park after about five goes.

 

You have to love Ampthill in Beds sometimes :good: .

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These sort of people are metropolitan new money. There's nothing "posh" about them. All cash, ego and vulgarity, painfully image-conscious and without a shred of breeding. They don't know it but they're the cultural twins of the Waynes and Waynettas who live Argos and Primark lives fed by lager, chicken nuggets and mobile phone credit and call their kids Courtney, Chardonnay and Tyrone. They're all cast in the same mould.

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