lurcherboy Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given the new wives household duties: The first man married a Woman from Colorado and told her that she was going to do dishes, and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he could see changes and came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Oklahoma . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and have hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 har bloody har :( :( i couldnt get scaffy to do dishes and housework even if i did attempt to black his eyes :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I wish I'd stayed with my ex now. He was properly house trained. I'm with a caveman now. What was I thinking??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 har bloody har :( :( :( i couldnt get scaffy to do dishes and housework even if i did attempt to black his eyes :( :( At least we know where we both stand "NOW GET THE TEA ON B**CH" :( :( :( Stay out of it Secretfollower and mrs Sweepy , just get back to ya dishes :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Stella anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Stella anyone Never mind the Stella where's the tin hats :( :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 I'm a good girl. My dishes are all done. I'm thinking bout getting a dog so he can do the dishes instead. I have to do my fella's dishes too just so I know they're actually clean. I'd be too scared to eat anything at his place otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm a good girl. My dishes are all done. I'm thinking bout getting a dog so he can do the dishes instead. I have to do my fella's dishes too just so I know they're actually clean. I'd be too scared to eat anything at his place otherwise. Hmmmmmm! now why didn't I think of that. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 har bloody har i couldnt get scaffy to do dishes and housework even if i did attempt to black his eyes At least we know where we both stand "NOW GET THE TEA ON B**CH" Stay out of it Secretfollower and mrs Sweepy , just get back to ya dishes enjoy your second week offshore you cheeky sod. because i'm on strike when you get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 har bloody har i couldnt get scaffy to do dishes and housework even if i did attempt to black his eyes At least we know where we both stand "NOW GET THE TEA ON B**CH" Stay out of it Secretfollower and mrs Sweepy , just get back to ya dishes enjoy your second week offshore you cheeky sod. because i'm on strike when you get home Boot laces tied together again i see . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 har bloody har i couldnt get scaffy to do dishes and housework even if i did attempt to black his eyes At least we know where we both stand "NOW GET THE TEA ON B**CH" Stay out of it Secretfollower and mrs Sweepy , just get back to ya dishes enjoy your second week offshore you cheeky sod. because i'm on strike when you get home Boot laces tied together again i see . You will be in so much trouble mate i would stay offshore till she cool's down....!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 that's the most sensible thing i have ever heard you say mike. well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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