bobt Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm in town and have found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealers and saw the new 2007 CLK models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£53,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £750,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £700,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 That would never happen . Women buy first then try to slip it into conversation later . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 That's what SHE does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Thats what I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 That would never happen . Women buy first then try to slip it into conversation later . :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 That would never happen . Women buy first then try to slip it into conversation later . :( :( Yes you know i'm right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 only because every trip home your first words out are 'so what have you bought this time?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 only because every trip home your first words out are 'so what have you bought this time?' Do you blame me . So what am i coming home to this time !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 My ex used to be the spendthrift but he always bought something for "the little woman" to try and make up for it. Still, it was his money, I kept mine well hidden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 My ex used to be the spendthrift but he always bought something for "the little woman" to try and make up for it. Still, it was his money, I kept mine well hidden. Typical women . Take take take , and then want more . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 That would never happen . Women buy first then try to slip it into conversation later . And when you question it it's your fault for not listening when she supposedly told you she was getting it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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