bobt Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnybgood Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 HAHAHA :blink: i like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 :blink: :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 old but a good 'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 A rabbits life until some ******* pumps you full of lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 A rabbits life until some ******* pumps you full of lead. oh, have you improved then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 A rabbits life until some ******* pumps you full of lead. oh, have you improved then? You can't say i've improved you'll have hawkeye crying again. Anyway you can't laugh at that ya veggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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