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They are on a road trip to Oakedge today, Mr Potter is going to be the beneficiary of some. One can never have too many black puddings for ones self they were just too good to give away to pesky southerners . :-)

Typical!! His wins ****** all in the raffle and still ends up with all the black pudding. My MP will be hearing about this, whoever that might be

The quote thingy doesn't work too well on the iPad

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He is giving some to son of Potter so maybe you can nip round and steal some Al.

 

Oh and don't blame the iPad for having six webbed Rotherham fingers on each hand.

 

Oh ps shoehorn6453786435554 Mr Potter got your white puddings as well...

 

Sorry to those who wanted some I cocked up and left the fully stocked cool bag in my car in Bury outside NickyT's house as he drove. On the plus side I have £60 worth of puddings to munch through. :).

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He is giving some to son of Potter so maybe you can nip round and steal some Al.

Oh and don't blame the iPad for having six webbed Rotherham fingers on each hand.

Oh ps shoehorn6453786435554 Mr Potter got your white puddings as well...

Sorry to those who wanted some I cocked up and left the fully stocked cool bag in my car in Bury outside NickyT's house as he drove. On the plus side I have £60 worth of puddings to munch through. :).

Excellent news. It always tastes better when I get food from Jones Jnr Edited by canthitathing
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