Jonnyni Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 EXTREME IRISH SPORTS!! > > >PART ONE: >Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the >bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner >comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four >of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The >owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for >the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the >top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down >at the 1000-foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." >He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and >jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the >bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains >of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "**** dat. Dis >budgiejumping is too ****'n dangerous for me!" > >PART TWO: >Moment's later Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to >the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying >another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, >Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag >and throws himself over the Edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as >half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. >Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the >bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head >and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!" > >PART THREE: >Paddy is just getting over the shock of loosing two friends when >Sean Og appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying >a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls >himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a >rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head - >**** that Lads. "First der was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den >Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean Og and his ****'n hengliding!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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