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EXTREME IRISH SPORTS!!

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>PART ONE:

>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the

>bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner

>comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four

>of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The

>owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for

>the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the

>top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down

>at the 1000-foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

>He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and

>jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the

>bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains

>of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "**** dat. Dis

>budgiejumping is too ****'n dangerous for me!"

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>PART TWO:

>Moment's later Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to

>the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying

>another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi,

>Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag

>and throws himself over the Edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as

>half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the

>bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head

>and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

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>PART THREE:

>Paddy is just getting over the shock of loosing two friends when

>Sean Og appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying

>a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls

>himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a

>rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head -

>**** that Lads. "First der was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den

>Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean Og and his ****'n hengliding!"

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