pavman Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 SMART *** ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Canada Air. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked Martin, seated in front. "What are my choices?" Martin asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART *** ANSWER #5 An Air Canada flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As NTTF approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his Hunting coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART *** ANSWER #4 Mrs NTTF was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART *** ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and spoke to DareBear who was stopped for speeding. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. DearBear replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." SMART *** ANSWER #2 Starlight 32 was driving along on the road. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to Starlights truck, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" Starlight says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of Diesel." SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 A night school teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final firearms exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" Highlanders in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at Highlander, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 thank the lord for ambidexterity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 thank the lord for ambidexterity Is that when you cant spell real long words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 how to win friends and infuence people ,,,,,, there will be a time the camelion story will come out Dan, if i have to fly over and ply every drink you down, it will rear its (i've no dout) ugly head Martin ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, frequent flyer of "AIR CANADA" and international dirt digger upper guy p.s. still working the hevishot Dan, loads here its getting it there is the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Martin, Not to worry Mate, I know the cammillion story and the sea turtle story aswell .....and I can be bought alot cheaper Besides I may well be in Bragg Creek this fall for a few days. NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 you let me know NTTF, i spend a fare time in Airdre and Carstairs shooting through fall, we can hook up if all goes well. Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 thank the lord for ambidexterity Id give my right arm to be ambidextrous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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