bobt Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." So they met and it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in a romantic motel. Their first night there, she undressed as he did.There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naddan28 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlin1 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Good ole fashioned Yorkshire smut Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundodger Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Good ole fashioned Yorkshire smut Jonno Smut yes but if it was yorkshire smut he'd have said a "black jonny on 'is ***" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Shouldn't that have been "on 't ***"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 Shouldn't that have been "on 't ***"? You are, of course, right. But not completely. It should be "on 't chuffin ***" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted April 24, 2007 Report Share Posted April 24, 2007 A gentlemans compramise! Smashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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