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>> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a

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>>spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.

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>> When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of

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>>having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to

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>>have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule

>>was they had to use paste ad slogans, originally written for other

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>>products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were

>>acceptable.

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>> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and

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>>created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest

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>>of the week went very well for everyone!

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>> The top 10 were:

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>> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

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>> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

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>> 8. Viagra, like a rock!

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>> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there

>>overnight.

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>> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

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>> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

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>> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

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>> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

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>> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

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>> And the unanimous number one slogan:

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>> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

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