Charlie and the gorilla.

[Cranfield]

A small zoo in Kent obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the Veterinary Surgeon determined the problem.

The gorilla was in heat, to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Charlie, a well known local chap , with a reputation for being able to satisfy a female of any species and (to be polite) not necessarily the sharpest knife in the box.

 

The Zoo Keeper thought this might be the solution and Charlie was approached with a proposition, " would he be willing to mate with the gorilla, for £500.00? "

 

Charlie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

 

1. "First", he said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."

 

The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

 

2. "Second", he said, "You can't ever tell no one about this."

 

The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

 

3. "and last", Charlie said, "I'll need a couple of weeks to come up with the £500.00

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Nice one.

[tulkyuk]

quite good - especially for a MOD B)

[lurcherboy]

B)

 

But not to be confused with me

 

 

 

 

LB

[dazza]

B)

[naddan28]

B)

 

But not to be confused with me

 

 

 

 

LB

I was getting worried, I was being refered to as "the gorilla" after clays today

[Poacher]

B)

[rb5037]

B)

 

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