Teal Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word "cow" AFTER each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word "cow" BEFORE AND AFTER each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now read the words upwards from the bottom. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Took me ages being dyslexic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 One for you Teal An Englishman Scotsman and Irishman were in a pub and got talking about their childrens names The Englishman said "I named my son David as he was born on St. davids day" The Scotsman said "thats funny I named my son Andrew because he was born on St Andrews day The Irishman said " would you believe it thats how our Pancake got his name" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Teal Posted March 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: '' no tanks, I'll just wait till the Garda get here!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Dont get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 TREV THAT WAS **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted March 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Gardai = republic of ireland police force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 teal lol i get it an think its a blinder ...... deeerrrrrrrrr redstag ! lol all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Get now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkassassin Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 lol.... u dont get it.....the guy jus drank loadsa alchohol and the cops are on the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 I realised that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 I can't believe how long I talked about cows Good joke about the english and irish man teal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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