Lancs Lad Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 People......... Oh why oh why do people want to take an ex soldier into the woods....... Paintballing with a few of the lads and more of one of the mates work colleagues... Already told them to get me a thousand balls..........."the avearge person used 3 to 5 hundred"......... Yeh...........just wait till the red mist descends.......................must remember.....................its all just a game............just a game.............................game.............................game.......... .................game............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Few lads at school... and girls if the way things are currently looking continue are all going paintballing in the holidays. The funny thing is lots of them have decided I'm some sort of crack shot with a shottie and rifle so am automatically good at paintballing. So it seems the aim of the game is to not be on the opposite team as me. If they knew the truth they wouldn't be so scared. Last paintballing session I only managed to use 50 balls in 4 games so I'm far from trigger happy. Made my shots count though. Was quite good fun watching grown men cacking themselves when you get up all close and personal with a paintball gun. Oh what sadistic painful fun. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunganick Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 went paintballing with my work about 3 weeks ago, managed to make my manager fall over in pain however got shot in the side of the knee cap which has started what i can only describe as 3 of the more painful weeks of my life, god only knows what ive done to the knee, but it now dosent bend, and when it does it clicks in ways it reallys shouldnt. Had an xray to no avail and now waiting on the next steps. hay ho, made a grown man fall on the floor in pain and in an all v all match managed to be the last with 2 marshalls hunting me down, damn running out of balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 My general rule of paintball: Shoot lots first and take the pi$$ later. Works wonders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Paintball is great fun, last time i went there was a chav that was annoying us all day and making an idiot of himself. Me stood on the top of a fort and two shots at 30 yards, one hitting him in the wedding tackle and the other hitting him in the head sure made my mates laugh Oh and he fell to his knees and stayed there motionless for a few seconds which made it even funnier! FM- I was also thought of as an amature sniper with incredible skill because i shoot and they soon found out that airguns/shotguns are completely different to paintball guns and that i was crud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Few lads at school... and girls if the way things are currently looking continue are all going paintballing in the holidays. The funny thing is lots of them have decided I'm some sort of crack shot with a shottie and rifle so am automatically good at paintballing. So it seems the aim of the game is to not be on the opposite team as me. If they knew the truth they wouldn't be so scared. Last paintballing session I only managed to use 50 balls in 4 games so I'm far from trigger happy. Made my shots count though. Was quite good fun watching grown men cacking themselves when you get up all close and personal with a paintball gun. Oh what sadistic painful fun. FM ditto FM, whenever i go everyone feels smug if they are on my team only to be incredibly disappointed and then actually doubt whether i go shooting at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldBill Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Know what you mean LL. I've just joined a new team and we had a "bonding" day. They're all very young or inexperienced and totally unaware of "positive action", they got mullered Pity fire and manouvre don't work on them bloody pigeons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer rabbit (r1000) Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 got 2 paintball guns (1 with electronic trigger) & 3 bottles, been playing with them at our undercastle range, just can't wait to use them outside somwhere..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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