SNAKEBITE Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 two guys are drinking at a bar. the first says ''do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?'' the second guy says ''yeah, I was at the airport buying tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh'!'' the first guy says, ''yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?' I said 'you've ruined my life you ******* BITCH!''' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 ha ha ha, made me laugh its worthy of being one of my jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'll give it a 6 outa 10 snakey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Must remember to think before I talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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