BTMS Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Lol Very Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 What's the difference between a 'Penis' and a 'Bonus'? You can always get the wife to blow your 'Bonus'. Edit: Dedicated to Ron T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 What's the difference between a 'Penis' and a 'Bonus'? You can always get the wife to blow your 'Bonus'. Edit: Dedicated to Ron T. I like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 year, thanks for that lefty, the only thing my wife and three daughters blow is my BL-----Y bank balance!!Ha Ha . :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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