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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.

The man sneezes, pulls out his **** and wipes the tip.

The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his **** and again wipes the tip.

The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again, and again takes his **** out and wipes the tip.

The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your **** from your pants to wipe it! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

 

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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.

The man sneezes, pulls out his **** and wipes the tip.

The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his **** and again wipes the tip.

The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again, and again takes his **** out and wipes the tip.

The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your **** from your pants to wipe it! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

 

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??? :( :lol::lol::lol:

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