steve_b_wales Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 A soldier was on duty one guard duty one dark cold evening, and during his shift, he heard footsteps approaching him. He shouted "Halt!Who goes there"? and a voice replied, "It's the Army Chaplain"! The soldier said again, "Halt! Who goes there"? and a voice replied again, "Army Chaplain"! The soldier fired his rifle and killed the man. He walked up to him and said to himself, "He looks sod all like Charlie Chaplin"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 there is so many jokes being made i think a joke section should be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 An Oirish Story. An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears. "This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?" "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc..... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly." "Ah, dat'd be roit," says the Irishman "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 there is so many jokes being made i think a joke section should be made. In seriousness that's probably a good idea as not everyone likes the jokes, how about it? We could call it Berettaman1 v Peter-Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 there is so many jokes being made i think a joke section should be made. In seriousness that's probably a good idea as not everyone likes the jokes, how about it? We could call it Berettaman1 v Peter-Peter you'l have to wait i'm half p*****d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 there is so many jokes being made i think a joke section should be made. In seriousness that's probably a good idea as not everyone likes the jokes, how about it? We could call it Berettaman1 v Peter-Peter you'l have to wait i'm half p*****d Your just a learner Pete, Ime allways p*****d !Good jokes on this thread, far far better than any of mine,Anyway I admit defeat, Petes jokes are far crappier than mine, hese the champ, I hereby abdicate, Ha Ha Ha . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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