Fisherman Mike Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Cat deeley introduces Simon Jones to the Audience and he walks on to a round of applause on a pair of Crutches. "Now I understand you have a remarkable story to tell us" says Cat "Yes thats right" says Simon "I was in a car accident with my Uncle Bob and we were hit from behind by a runaway lorry Unfortunately I lost both my legs below the waist and have been recuperating for the last 18 months. " "Thats terrible" said Cat "what about Uncle Bob is he ok"? . "No unfortunately and tragically he was killed outright, but if something good has come out of his death its the fact that due to the remarkable advances in micro surgery they were able to totally translplant the lower half of his body on to mine and thus allow me to walk again". " I owe him so much!" "What a wonderful bitter sweet story" said cat to rapturous applause from the crowd. "Tell us who you are going to be tonight." "Well tonight Cat im going to be.............. "Simon & half uncle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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