berettaman1 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Last night I decided I had (as usual) too much to drink, I was in my local pub, I stood up and fell flat on my face! I got up and again fell face down, **** this I thought, I will b----y crawl home!! this morning my wife found me fast asleep on our front step,--- You drunken old T--T she said, you was in the local pub last night wasnt you? come on admit it!!!Oh OK then I said YES__ YES __ YES I admit it but how on earth did you know that??-- BECAUSE she said----- you left your BL----DY WHEELCHAIR THERE AGAIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bagsy Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Alcohol is good for you and doesn't make you fat as some suggest, it makes you lean............against tables, floors, chairs, walls and ugly bu**ers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 I am a alcoholic Congratulations you have reached the first step, Let me buy you a pint to celebrate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcbruno Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 booze& rockn roll is good for the soul helping ugly fellas get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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