berettaman1 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 I was so ugly when I was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room to see who got to slap my mother first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 I was so ugly when I was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room to see who got to slap my mother first! When i was a kid i was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 When i was a kid, i was so ugly they used to tie a bone round my neck so that the dog would play with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 My wife was so old her fanny was haunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 When I was born, my father asked my mother, "What shall we call him?" my mother said, "Don't call him anything, perhaps he'll sod off"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 When I was born, my father asked my mother, "What shall we call him?" my mother said, "Don't call him anything, perhaps he'll sod off"! :blink: its a cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnybgood Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 My wife was so old her fanny was haunted. hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 When I was born, my mum said, "What a treasure!"; and dad replied, "Yeah, let's go and bury it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john faul Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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