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A man buys a dozen sheep hoping to breed more, after a few weeks he notices none have got pregnant, so he goes to the vet who tells him to try artificial insemination, the guy dosnt know what that means and thinks he,se got to do it himself, so he goes home and loads the sheep in his truck, drives them to a wood and has sex with them all! he does this every day for a week and is on his last legs, on the 8th day he is too weak to get out of bed so asks his wife to look out of the bedroom window and tell him what the sheep are doing, she looks and tells him the sheep have all got in the truck, and one is blowing the horn!!! :rolleyes:

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