peter-peter Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 A Cow's Tail >>> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, >>> Multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron >>>Wrapped tightly around his throat. >>>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to >>>You?" >>>"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my >>>Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our >>>Golf balls into a field of cattle. >>>We went to look for them and while I was looking >>>Around I noticed one of the cows had something white >>>At its rear end." >>>"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, >>>There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - >>>Stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. >>>Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, >>>"Hey, this looks like yours!'" >>>"I don't remember much after that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Ha Ha, made me laugh Pete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted September 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Ha Ha, made me laugh Pete. A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a Qantas flight from London to Sydney. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.... The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he Would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be tied up and savagely raped by a dozen blonde whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said..... "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Hee Hee , brill Pete, The King Is Dead ,, Long live the king.!! Glad I dont tell jokes anymore.!! Let the flak tell its toll on you!! PS Dont mention the War !!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie 1 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 :o brilliant pete nice one m8. i have to say ur jokes are getting better lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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