Fisherman Mike Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 A young lad applies for a job as a trainee Keeper at London Zoo. On his first day he is instructed to feed the fish in the aquarium. "Dont put too much food in" said the head keeper "as they will die from oxygen starvation." When he came back in a hours time, indeed all the fish were dead. "I am so sorry said the young lad I must have overfed them." "Oh well" said the head, "we dont waste anything here, empty the tanks and shovel them into your barrow and feed them to the lions" "When you have done that go and feed the Chimps but be carefull you dont give them any green banannas as they will get bad collic and die." When the Head Keeper came back in a couple of hours all of the Chimps are dead. "You silly pillock said the head I told you not to give them any green banannas. Now we dont waste anything here so shovel them into your barrow and feed them to the lions. When you have done that go to the apiary and give the bees some sugar suppliment but be careful you dont give them salt as they will die." Sure enough two hours later all the bees were dead. "How can you be so bloody useless said the head Keeper. Well shovel them up and put them into a bucket mash them up and give them to the lions, we dont waste anything here. When you have done that ****** off home for the day you have done enough damage. Be here early in the morning as we have a new lion coming from Longleat." The next day the young lad arrived early and the Lion was transfered on a lorry from Longleat, He was a hansome looking beast. They let down the back of the truck and ran him through a covered chute to the main lion cages. Inside the cage the lion and his new friends stared at each other for few moments until the new Lion said. "Whats it like here" ? "Very good" said the others. "Whats the food like." "Great said the others, Yesterday we had Fish and Chimps and Mushy Bees" :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 :yp: A groaner no less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 :yp: It must be good as it made my wife (the rottweiller) laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 good one.. bit long for a ending like that :yp: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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