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Strangers on a train


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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket ? .... I'm awfully cold."

 

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

 

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

 

"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ng blanket!"

 

After a moment of silence, he ******. !!

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