jayward Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 man charged having sex with his bicycle Bike sex man placed on probation Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'." Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan. He now lives in Ayr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Is that not how you pump them up then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 i bet he had a wheely good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Mr Jayward You owe me a new monitor . I've just sprayed the said monitor , with lager . LMAO all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 I hope he had enough ribs left on his knobblys or he may have fallen off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 My mum lives in air, do you know his first name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 My mum lives in air, do you know his first name? Chopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Could have been a mounting bike.... or it might have been one of those new folding up bike tho.... they can get in all sorts of different positions lol sorry about that Yorkshire Pudding they just came to me hahhah Did you hear about the cyclist who used viagra eye drops? They made him look hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 My mum lives in air, do you know his first name? http://www.carricktoday.co.uk/news/Caught-...with.3417982.jp Robert Stewart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Reminds me about the bloke who was worried about having sex with an inanimate object...... and then he got a divorce Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 not that im sticking up for him like,but why was he prosecuted??? he was doing what he wanted to do,in his own room,that was entered by someone who walked in on himcos he didnt want to be disturbed. wrong it may be,but in theory what harm was he doing in there lol.each to their own i say .not as if he was doing it in the street in veiw of anyone .mho anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Mouse Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 I've shagged loads of bikes in my time, but always organic ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 I've shagged loads of bikes in my time, but always organic ones! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 thats just wrong....real wrong...huh!! cannot get me head around that one !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Surely it was in the privacy of the room? I think he was 'framed'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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