jimdfish Posted June 30, 2004 Report Share Posted June 30, 2004 a lone man is at in the corner of a pub getting stewed. 11:30 comes and the landlord does his usual come on gents drink up havent you all got homes to go to, he slurps the remnants of his pint, stands up and promptly falls over. he picks himself up using the bar and sets out for the final two yards to the door when again he falls over. after much standing up and falling over he makes it to the door of the pub and crashes onto the pavement outside. "sod it " he thinks " I am going to crawl home Edmund Hilary style" which he does. Reaching his front door, one hand in the letter box his key finally finds the hole and he tumbles into the hall only to find a letter from his wife telling him she has had to go round to her sisters to babysit and will not be back till the morning. As he crawls up the stairs he thanks his lucky stars that she is not around to see him in this state. Morning comes all too soon for him and he wakes to find his wife returned from looking after his nephew saying " YOU were in a right state last night " how do you know? he replied. "easy " she said " the landlord phoned to say you had left your wheelchair in the pub" BOom Boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted June 30, 2004 Report Share Posted June 30, 2004 very bad joke. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 :look: Thats where I have been going wrong!!!!!!! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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