Mrs Sweepy Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 many many moons ago i was in a nightclub with friends now i had a few drinks inside me so i was feeling very confident and sure about myself anyway as the evening went on i notice a group of men kept looking are way .and one was really giving me the big come on . me being so sure of myself turn to my mates .and told them to watch me go in for the kill . i waited for the right song to be played .so i could make my move .in a very seductive way . lucky enough i did not have to wait long . i stood up smooth out the creases in my tight little dress .then did the walk (the one that make men jaws drop to the floor ).over to my prey. o it was going so well .or so i thought . i was so busy trying to look sexy and +being slightly merry . i had forgotten the place was full of mirrors . so the group of men were behind us not in front . the next thing i remember is two of my mates picking me up off the floor . and trying to reassure me that no one had notice me trying to come on to a mirror. xxxsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulf Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I had a very similar story to the one at the start of the thread moving an old cast iron framed piano with my brother and Father. My father and I were at either end with my brother in the middle. On a count of three we heaved the piano up and started to move forwards with it, The excersion caused my brother to let out a machine gun like **** and we completly creased up causing my father to drop his end straight through the floor boards. Never laughed as hard as that since! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Paul in the North wrote: I have just been in a meeting at an empty warehouse with my client (the vendor) and potential investors. Now these 3 were your sterio typical snobby types, and one very well groomed lady in her 30's with a look of Chatherine Zita Jones...... absolutely drop dead!......turned up in a new Bently of all things....................you can picture the sort All was going well.......until I dropped my pen. I bent down to pick it up, and accidently blew out a f*rt, that was loud enough rival concords sonic boom...... clearly last nights Valentines squid and sea weed starter was the cause. I can only remember 1 friday night when that DIDN'T happen to me! Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Pirate, Your greatest embarassment is going to happen tomorrow, at the hands of the mafia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 many many moons ago i was in a nightclub with friends now i had a few drinks inside me so i was feeling very confident and sure about myself anyway as the evening went on i notice a group of men kept looking are way .and one was really giving me the big come on . me being so sure of myself turn to my mates .and told them to watch me go in for the kill . i waited for the right song to be played .so i could make my move .in a very seductive way . lucky enough i did not have to wait long . i stood up smooth out the creases in my tight little dress .then did the walk (the one that make men jaws drop to the floor ).over to my prey. o it was going so well .or so i thought . i was so busy trying to look sexy and +being slightly merry . i had forgotten the place was full of mirrors . so the group of men were behind us not in front . the next thing i remember is two of my mates picking me up off the floor . and trying to reassure me that no one had notice me trying to come on to a mirror. xxxsuzy **** and you owe me a j-cloth for cleaning up the monitor as the rottie says I have ruined it with beer. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larson Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i used to work for a kitchen manufacturing company about 15 years ago, i had been in trouble for blobbing and ariving late and was under the impresion my job was on the line. guess what it was all down do the drink ( wouldnt you no). anyway i was on 6-2 shift and was on the way to the pub with a hardened drinker after work and i had been warned by the team leader/supervisor i had better be in and in on time for tommorows shift.. he got the usual yeh yeh yeh .. oh did i get drunk? the lad i was with used do do 4 pints in the first 30/40 minutes then slow right down and this was back in the day when 4 pints left me messy . i was on carling premier and he was on bitter, keeping up was no problem at the begining but we split in the pub and i lost count ..drink was flowing and i was in bed for 5pm, steaming. well i woke up for work at 7.30 and was already late 1.5 hours so i phoned the taxi whalst trying to get dressed.it was just coming day light as i went through sowerby bridge and the chippy owner was cleaning up, i couldn't belive it. whats that daft c@@t doing in there at this time of morning i said to the driver and he just looked at me like i was a ****. got to work paid the driver and staggered in..i didnt recognise most of the people. they were looking at me as i was banging in to the office and laughing as i went to see were my shift was, only to find out it was the same day....i could have done with one of these the next day. i went of to the snooker club to console myself and yes i did make it to work the day after sorry it was so long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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