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Have any of you spent restless nights worrying about work or lifes other problems ?..........I may just have the cure.

 

I drove Martin Cavie, Evil Elvis and Picture Perfect to Bucks yesterday and all they talked about all the way up and all the way back was fishing. They covered every type of fishing you could think of and a few I had never even heard of...

 

I have made a recording of the three "JR Hartleys" and I will send a copy to anyone to wants a guaranteed good nights sleep ! :yes::D

 

Only joking boys :lol:;):good:

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From someone who goes out of their way to wear the pink leather hat I'll take that as a compliment. And who drove to the pub with the pink feather boa tied to the Mercedes mascot on the bonnet of their car.

 

You should try a more manly hobby like fishing, It may stop you mincing at the weekend.

 

Was the conversation any better on the way home? are were you to worried about wetting yourself to care. 2 pints at lunchtime and he has to stop dozens of times on the way home for a pee.

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From someone who goes out of their way to wear the pink leather hat I'll take that as a compliment.

You should try a more manly hobby like fishing, It may stop you mincing at the weekend.

 

MC, going on yesterdays scores, you only have to drop two and I have to hit three more and you are in the hat. I just see it as keeping it warm for you !!! :yes:

 

7/Martin Cavie 73

 

9/LV 69 Essex

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From someone who goes out of their way to wear the pink leather hat I'll take that as a compliment.

You should try a more manly hobby like fishing, It may stop you mincing at the weekend.

 

MC, going on yesterdays scores, you only have to drop two and I have to hit three more and you are in the hat. I just see it as keeping it warm for you !!! :D

 

7/Martin Cavie 73

 

9/LV 69 Essex

 

And the chances of that happening are very slim :yes:

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So by your reckoning if I had shot another 23 clays and catamong had dropped another one I wouuld have been high gun.

 

 

OK, I get your point I am starting to sound like EE or Suffolkshooter !! (The two clay shooting statisticians)

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you fishermen and your tall stories !!!! :yes:

 

I was listening to that recording this morning on the train. Wanted to make sure that I hadn't missed/forgotton anything important........

 

All I could hear though was someone breathingn in the background.... took me a while but managed to work out that it must have been Broken Man, who at any one point was only 2 inches off the boot!!!!!

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WOOHOOOOOO !!!!!

 

PP breaks his Pigeonwatch posting cherry !!!!!

 

Nice to have you on board Al !

 

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I thought BrokenMan had attached a (very short) tow rope to the back of my motor to save on fuel !!

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Ive caught fish .......bigger than you

 

Yeah but Baz a dragnet off a trawler boat isnt what you'd call "sporting" !!! :hmm::good:

 

Is it true the fish suck really hard out of the water ? Have any "accidentally" landed on your open trousered lap ?? :( :yes:

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:good: Look Mungler just because i never owned an automatic car!!!!! Although Lisa did remind me that her zx300 was an auto....it was differrent, It had a more macho gear lever which had a button you pressed in and went backwords and forward in a straight like, not like that titchy thing in Matts Merc....small and wiggled from side to side??? Whats that all about?

 

and yes Matt carp do carry on breathing out of water but they have huge teeth at the back of thier throats, so if i wanted to be circumcised....that would be the way forward.............and dont worry, if i decide to try.....I'll film it for you!!! :hmm:

 

I did have a 107lb cat latch onto my knee as i was releasing it!!!!!! :(

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not like that titchy thing in Matts Merc....small and wiggled from side to side??? Whats that all about?

 

it's called tiptronic AUTOMAN !!

 

and yes Matt carp do carry on breathing out of water but they have huge teeth at the back of thier throats, so if i wanted to be circumcised....that would be the way forward.............and dont worry, if i decide to try.....I'll film it for you!!! :welcomeani:

 

blah, blah, blah..........see what I mean ? <stretches & yawns> anyone else feeling sleepy ?! :good: B)

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