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Ive some land where i go shooting. Crows. magpies.wild pigeon. He has two breeding pheasants. two wild cats have been in to the pen and smashed the eggs ive tried allsorts to catch them he told me to shoot them but how do i stand law wise any advice would be appreciated  :D

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stu, they are unlikely to be true Wild Cats.

These live in remote parts of the Scottish Highlands, are very rare and protected.

 

They are probably feral cats.

The big snag is they could belong to somebody.

Just because they are not wearing collars and are eating pheasants eggs(?), does not mean they are not domestic cats.

 

I would suggest that the landowner contacts the RSPCA who will trap them, if they believe their welfare is at risk, or they are causing problems.

Or, you can contact a pest control company who will do the same thing, but it will cost you money.

 

I would not shoot them, its far too risky.

If the owners found out and prosecuted you, its likely you would lose your gun licence (at least).

 

My 0.2p worth.

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Good idea.. Reminds me of I joke I once heard....

 

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!", says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. He eats everything in sight, the little pest. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks.

"Now what?", responds the patron.

"Well, he just put a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

 

???  ???  :D  :D

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