B_GINNER Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Just been watching Brainiac on tv. Supposed to be a science type program. They are trying to destroy a blackbox flight recorder, and this week they decided to launch it and fire shotguns at it. Totally sensible idea i think. What ****** me off is the fact that they branded shotgun users as "Toffs" and that after the test, they can go back to quaffing champagne and eating quails eggs ! How many of the forum members that prefer shotguns do this?? As i said, ****** me off. Just to rub it in, the wife keeps on offering me champagne instead of tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowstopper Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 The BBC also always incorrect as when ever they do some drama which has a link 2 shooting they never do research on shooting and screw it right up crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Its on SKY 1 you Narna. Also there s nothing i like better after a days shooting than horsewhipping my manservant followed by a glass of Brut and pickled larks tongues in aspic. What what. I say well done SKY for finally potraying shooting types like me,who like to live the high life. No hoi polloi and certainly no RIFF RAFF nor commoners spoiling shoot. Coarse types who do not even know how to dress for the shoot. I was in Kent recently when an OIK called dogman or terrierchild, some loutish name anyway, had somehow found his way onto MY shoot. Well, a swift thrashing for the keeper later and I have been unequivocally assured that this rufian shall be there no more. We have dogtracks and football to keep these rapscallions entertained and that is where they should stay. COMMONERS, know your place Little Lord jimDfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 jimdfish, Isn't that Brut the stuff Henry Cooper use to splash all over ? I'm not sure you are supposed to drink it. I also thought that scallions were little green onions. If you are seeing them when you go shooting, perhaps you are drinking too much After Shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 You ****, sorry, your lardship. You will be up on the plinth, head on the block, and wetting yourself as the axe comes down. I will be in the cellar, checking out the dusty ones and then onto the indoor 'garden' Come the revolution bruv's. (scrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee sharpening axe) LB. On formal shoot with DPM's and Nova pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Cranfield, Maybe hitting the hai-karate too much at the mo. Drunk beyond belief but lovely smelling breath LB You spelt Lordship wrong you peasant Jim P.S and **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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