markbivvy Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 if you take folk that are getting on in years in the back of your 4x4,s please make sure they are fastened down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 I find that a couple of 1" ratchet tie downs do the trick when dads in the back. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taz24 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 if you take folk that are getting on in years in the back of your 4x4,s please make sure they are fastened down. Is this the voice of wisdom after the event Hindsight and everything. Cheers taz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Hindsight and everything. tis a good thing, with it i would have taken a small pair of steps to help them get over the drystone walls, and a pair of wire cutters to free them from the barbed wire. Also some trancs to stop the screaming in the back of the motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Is this linked to an insurance claim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Is this linked to an insurance claim? not guilty, they both got in voluntary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 How did you get on I'll give rob a call later and get his version of events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 How did you get on I'll give rob a call later and get his version of events had a full day Paul. it will need separate thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 (edited) Mark, I've managed to extract the padlock from my "*****". Do you want it back? It was well lodged up there and the combination you gave me was wrong but a couple of spoons of Andrews did the trick. Next time you drive round Tong make sure your wooden leg doesn't get stuck in the accelerator pedal. At least I'm used to it. I'll bet Rob's still in the recovery ward. Edited May 30, 2008 by DaveK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Mark, I've managed to extract the padlock from my "*****". Do you want it back? It was well lodged up there and the combination you gave me was wrong but a couple of spoons of Andrews did the trick. Next time you drive round Tong make sure your wooden leg doesn't get stuck in the accelerator pedal. At least I'm used to it. I'll bet Rob's still in the recovery ward. Mr K glad the padlock was removed safely (did mark ask for it back) the fun and games you and Mrs K get up to (find the padlock ) as for the drive round thought it was more like how to kill a fourtrack and its passengers . Squeal like a pig Was a experience though give you that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets :good: Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets :hmm: Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno He offered me a ciggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno He offered me a biggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 and a pair of wire cutters to free them from the barbed wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno He offered me a biggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. :hmm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets :( :( Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno :( He offered me a biggie :( B) (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. what bumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets :( Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno :( He offered me a biggie :( (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. :( what bumps. Think he's losing it mark was a smooth ride i thought B) Must be an age thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again :( no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno B) He offered me a biggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. :( what bumps. Think he's losing it mark was a smooth ride i thought Must be an age thing You turncoat. Lets see the colour of your tongue :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again :( no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno B) He offered me a biggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. :( what bumps. Think he's losing it mark was a smooth ride i thought Must be an age thing You turncoat. Lets see the colour of your tongue :( :( No chance i might end up n the back next time best play safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 have you been taking hawkeye out again :( no mate. magman and davek. one of them tried to escape but we soon caught him and put him back in the truck. Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno B) He offered me a biggie :( (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. what bumps. Think he's losing it mark was a smooth ride i thought Must be an age thing You turncoat. Lets see the colour of your tongue :( :( No chance i might end up n the back next time best play safe And the stripe down your back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Magman was there? I'll bet you didn't manage to shake his purse from the bottom of his endlessly deep pockets Tighter than a Mark 4 Fen trap Don Oh I dunno :( He offered me a biggie (I'd have said fag but all this talk about padlocks and 'arrises like ...........) missed that bit. You maybe missed that bit but you didn't miss many of the bumps Claude. :( what bumps. Think he's losing it mark was a smooth ride i thought B) Must be an age thing You turncoat. Lets see the colour of your tongue :( :( No chance i might end up n the back next time best play safe And the stripe down your back Got to look better than the bruises on your bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 (edited) Back to gutter level. Folks, it's official and in writing ........... MAGMAN's BEEN ADMIRING DAVEK's BUM AND MARKBIVVY WAS DOGGING DaveK, of course, was unconscious at the time after being hit on the head by a flying .17hmr (complete setup including bipod) Edited June 1, 2008 by DaveK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted June 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 DaveK, of course, was unconscious at the time after being hit on the head by a flying .17hmr (complete setup including bipod) bit clumsy around the rifles is our davek. he dropped his mrs rifle the other week,and was grounded. :( B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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